Bonfire ala Chav

It's great to open up your uni newsletter and be greeted
by cheery articles such as this one:

Things are heating up in Greenstead

Be on your guard...

Following reports of break ins and arson attacks in the Greenstead area over the recent weeks, we remind students to be vigilant.

8 cars were set alight in the early hours of tuesday morning in Greenstead. Further information can be found here.

We have had numerous reports from students of break ins, if you need any advice on this matter contact Sam Cox, VP academic and welfare.

Glad to know I live in a ghetto war zone.