Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Three O'clock Truncheon Takes On The: US Presidential Election



When compared to the yonks-long Democratic in-battle between Senators Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton, the actual US presidential election set for November begins to seem a tad anti-climatic. It shouldn’t. A young socialist black guy is going up against an old conservative white guy. It could only be more epic if each charged at the other over the plains of Narnia leading armies of laser-wielding piranhas.

Obama personificates the hopes of a nation weary of a warmongering Bush (whose recent popularity poll, incidentally, ranked him as slightly less desirable than being kicked in the groin), but his policies are not as ‘socialist’ as one would think it would be, coming from the more liberal Democrats. While Hilary would’ve taxed companies to pay for pro-worker initiatives and middle-class benefits, Obama’s campaign focused on providing incentives with pay-as-you-go fiscal policies as well as increasing taxes on the rich. He also courted the environmental vote and gave nod to labour laws. Similar tactics all in all in the Democrat camp, but the minor differences in regards to fiscal policies will matter in the long recession ahead.

On the other hand McCain seems to subscribe to the Reagan school of economic thought, tax cutting all the way. Most likely we’ll see further erosions on the dollar if he gets into the office, as well as a possible interest hike or two especially when he’s more or less given up trying to balance the budget in his presidency, what with his commitment to stay the course in the Middle East. However, he pledges safety and economic growth and these are wonderful things to whisper to the business class. His military record stands strong in his favour, as well as his five-year ordeal in the notorious ‘Hanoi Hotel’. It is interesting to note that he is in fact less conservative than he is made out to be: for one thing, Ann Coulter despises him so he can’t be all that bad.

As important as the economy is, the main jousts between the two camps centered on its foreign policy. Democrats plan for a withdrawal from Iraq, while the Republicans maintain that a strong show of force is essential for continued mainland security. Obama’s conciliatory approaches towards Ahmadinejad got him labeled as an appeaser by Bush recently and will most likely lose him a few votes from the more gung-ho states.




So who will win? Being the young man that I am, I’d cast for Obama if I were to have the chance. The Obama Girl is not so much of a tactic (even if it was, it'd still be a good one: I'll damn well vote for anyone Amber Lee Ettinger tells me to!) as an indicator of the sentiment of the younger voters. Issues such as the war and the environment, and how they are conveyed, matters more to them today than a few years back. Mc Cain is seen as an old foggy from a discredited party. Obama wins on the hip factor.

The black vote is a little harder to quantify. Its value has always been a bit overestimated what with blacks being quite disproportionately pandered upon despite only being 30% of the pop and even then many do not exercise their rights to vote. Bill Clinton relied on the black votes, nevertheless, to win his presidency as much as Bush Jr. relied on the evangelical vote showing that they will deliver. Problem is, Hilary Clinton campaigned with her husband’s political war machine with much of the same political base. To simply say that the blacks will vote for one of their own is being a little presumptuous, as would claiming the Democrat battle has embittered them all. The question of whether they will be cohesive enough to balance out the votes of the nationalists, the evangelicals and the businesses which would most likely be McCain’s.

What does it all matter to us Malaysians? Economically, it would be best to have some stability in the Mid-East. Boffins have calculated that the Second Gulf War cost the world eight trillion dollars in unnecessarily higher oil prices. With a poorer America, trade would drop and the world might enter a very inactive period that might last longer than any previous recession within these past two decades.

Higher oil prices driving up prices... increases in unemployment as demand falls… sounds a bit like the 1970s, ain’t it?

Sunday, 8 June 2008

Fuel prices up? Cry me a river, plebs.



Occasionally, some events so visibly morph into historic moments that you'd feel like a blind hobo bumming around on the dark side of Mars if you don't write anything about it. I've already passed on the Chinese earthquake and the Burmese typhoon. Then again, if interwebs forums are any indicator Malaysians don't really care about thousands of dead foreigners anymore now that their pockets are being prodded so I guess that's all right.

The Lifting of the Great Malaysian Petroleum Subsidy it is. I'm sorry to admit that it'll be quite a boring piece at least until I get to the part where I insult low-wage peasants and start claiming the powers of magical unicorns, but I'll put up pictures of girls in bikinis in my next post. Promise.

Now on with the vitriol.



It all started back on the 5th of June when the Malaysian PM, Abdullah Badawi, annonuced that Malaysia will henceforth cease to fellate her citizen and reduced the petrol subsidy by 78.4 sens per litre, increasing the price at the punp to 2.704rm. Further reductions in August will bring the price to a solid 4rm, with the ultimate aim of floating the bloody commodity.

Malaysians went nuts. Petit-bourgeois traders in their shops, drivers in their cars, beggars on the streets and babies in their cribs all rose up in arm, brandishing their abacuses, steering locks, collection mugs and rattles. The height of the violence saw forums littered with the flamed avatars of the fallen. Never in the history of geekdom has so many flamed so few with so much bullshit.

Histrionics aside, this is grade-A guano. There is no excuse nor reason for there ever be a fuel subsidy, and it is a subsidy. Some people go on about how Malaysia as an oil producer aren't really 'subsidising' oil, we're only seling it to ourselves for cheaper. It's the 'Durian Argument' of Anwar's, wherein he said that local durians are sold cheaper than the ones sold in Japan. Bollocks.

Now, Anwar might be a good guy and all and just dumbed the rhetoric down to fit into the tiny heads of voters, but such populism doesn't cut it with me. To wrangle with the example, why would a durian seller not want to maximise his profits if he is able to? If one is a durian seller, one will go find the best market to sell it in, that is what one calls international trade. Why would one be content with a low price? Remarkable.

Furthermore, unlike the privately-owned durian orchard, petroleum is a common resource belonging to everyone of us, not to be benefited more by car-owners and heavy industries. That's the gist of it. By subbing oil, we're rewarding inefficiency by supporting the wasteful. A blanket subsidy such as this benefits the SUV-drivers more than the motorcycle riders, who themselves are better off than those who ride on less.

Since oil is a common good, it is in the interest of the nation to flog it at the best possible price, the world price. The durian orchard owners have the right to even give away his fruits if he fancies it, but there is no such right with oil for no one can claim single monopoly on the resource. The fairest way is not to distribute petroleum cheaply, but by flouting it onto the market and letting the market decide who gets how much. The efficient will get more than the wasteful, the poor will get more efficient, or waste less. No one owes the poor anything.

That is why fund-managers and economists are derisive of Anwar's claims of putting the price back down once he gets into the comfy chair. It's economic suicide. Money does not come out of nowhere, and with depleting oil reserves coupled with increasing demands for oil, we'll subsidise more and more oil per barrel that we export. The march of the international price of oil isn't going to help anyone much, either.



Yes, inflation will go up. The prices of goods will go up, but that is because we've been living in a fantasy land where prices have been kept down artificially. Little known fact that in the same vein, your wages are kept down, too, thanks to the subsidy. Every time a tourist enjoys 'cheap' food and lodgings, taxpayer money is spent. Only once we have market prices for goods can we ever dream of having market wages. Live with it.

The other concern is of course transparency. No one can say that the money saved won't get misallocated, misspent or embezzled and the sleazy reputation of the current government isn't helping sentiments either. However, under a controlled economy with price-fixing and quotas there is a much greater freedom for people to enjoy opportunities to profit illegally. How do you profit from a good that is selling at the market price? With much difficulty. That's why stock traders need to go through convoluted methods to siphon money into their private accounts. The free market will reduce corruption in the long run. Market distortion causes crimes.

All in all, despite the often clumsy moves by the BN gov, they seem to have finally got some backbone and political will to do some restructuring. The move to free up petroleum, as well as the more recent ones of freezing gov projects and reducing parliamentary allowances are heartening signs of good governance.

Too little, too late? Maybe, but nevertheless we must agree that they're at least moving in the right way. Anwar did promise that he'd take over in September; as a neutral, I'm apathetic as long as he doesn't overturn these new positive moves. If he does get the comfy chair in September, but rolls back the price of oil back to 1.10rm, and yet manages to maintain budget surpluses all the way for the next five years, I'll shave my head.



also see http://www.metronews.ca/ottawa/world/article/65187

July 12th protest marches? For what? To REINTRODUCE subsidies? Populist wankers with no grasp of economics.

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

Empyreal is back after long trip to Lazyville

First of all, thanks to the few fellas that put up encouraging comments and all that. Initially, I wanted to reply to everyone, visit everyone's pages and save every mink whale in the ocean, but then there's exams and everything and predictably I got lazy. Those whales will just need to fend off Japanese harpoons on their own.

However, there's only two fellas that's been cool enough to drop a line, and failing to be nice to two persons is serious fail. I'd feel like a callous arsehole (instead of the stingy arsehole that I am) if I didn't give a damn.

Basically, thanks guys. Much love and all that gay rap nonsense. Rest assured that the incoherent stream of uncreative expletives and batshit-crazy ramblings will continue.